Sauces close to a few people who might know some members of the Royal family have suggested that resignation might just per-chance be on the agenda.
Other sauces, have said that such rumours are arrogant nonsense. Tony Smith, professor of monarchistic studies at that University of South Whopping by the Sea said, "Such rumours also did the rounds at Queen Victoria's Diamond Jubilee. My research suggests that Elizabeth will go on and on and on and on ... until she drops."
However, some bookies are giving reasonable odds on an abdicatory act by Elizabeth Wrecks.It has emerged that some bookies have access to extremely private royal intimacies of a delicate nature.
A spokesperson for one such typical bookie said, "It could just happen! And then people would be laughing out the other side of their face".
Meanwhile, it has come to light that a right wing ex-fundamentalist Christian group are planning an abdication parade for the Queen. A spokesperson for the leader of the group said, "We hope it doesn't rain on her parade ... and oh yes there will be lost of balloons and stuff."
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