Climb every mountain .....

Rumour has it, that to celebrate the 60th year after the first ascent of Everest in 1953, work will commence on a gondola system in 2013 to take tourists up the mountain.

It is believed, that when it is finished in 2017, people will be able to ascend to the very top (otherwise know as the summit) in style and comfort. It has been confirmed that each gondola will be equipped with a unique toilet.

Tolugh Horickson, Professor of wast reconversion at the University of Greater Wooping said, "The urine would be converted into the oxygen and water that the tourists will need at such great heights". He added that "the  faeces could possibly be reconstituted in synthetic hamburger patties for hungry ascenders."

It is thought that tourists with constipation with be given laxatives before entering each gondola.

It is believed that at any one time, over 12,345 could be peeing and pooing their way up and down the mountain.

Experts from over 45 countries will be involved in designing the whole apparatus it has emerged. It is said that over 1213 enginners will be involved in the construction.