Thursday, July 12, 2012

Tip toe through the tulips with me ….

Calvinism is a mixture of logical deduction based on a very selective choice and literal interpretation of decontextualized Bible verses.

Mind you, Arminianism (the opposing camp) does exactly the same thing with a different selection of verses from the Biblical menu.

People who hold strongly to Calvinism are called Calvinists (nothing to do with being devotees of the cartoon character).

Calvinists have a reductionist approach and summarise their position with a flower – T.U.L.I.P.

I will now explain tulip and many “pew warmers” will be horrified, I hope, at the prospect and uncertainty it may hold for them. But then, that is the price of Bible literalism.

T = Total depravity. The Calvinist says that you, dear reader, are totally and utterly depraved! You are shot through with sin and evil from the top of your head to the tip of your toes. You are totally incapable of a single good and pure act (bad motives – you see). I won’t quote all the verses used – but believe me there are plenty!

U = Unconditional Election. The Calvinist says that, God sovereignly chooses who will be saved. He made the choice before creation. If you were not chosen, then you do not have a hope in hell of not going to hell. (Again, a selection of verses are given, the primary ones being Eph. 1:4-8; Rom. 9:11; Rom. 9:15, 21)

L = Limited atonement. They say that Jesus died for the elect and not for the whole world. Why waste his time on those who were not chosen beforehand by God?

I = Irresistible Grace. If you were chosen then God will draw you to Christ. You will “get saved”. Free will appears to fly out the window.

P = Perseverance of the Saints. This is also known as “once saved, always saved”. This means you can’t lose your salvation no matter how bad you are. On the other hand, if you were not chosen, you cannot get salvation no matter how good you are. Even believing in and accepting Jesus won’t save you! (Why? Because you were not chosen, and thus according to L, you’re gonna burn!)

Well, I hope this has cheered you up no end!

Were you chosen? How do you really know? I feel it you reply. Sorry, salvation by feeling saved is not an option in this Calvinist framework.

2 comments:

Tony said...

A clear explanation. But I suect many Christians to not have a cohernent theology. They tend to pick and choose their favorite Bible verses.

Lisa Michelle said...

Haha love it! :)